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Dear
Ollie: Our
Lhasa Apso is in love with the collie next door. What can I
do to be sure that their marriage is one that is made in heaven?
Doubtful in Dogville
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Dear
Doubtful: Worry
not! With dogs, matchmakers are somewhat extraneous. I suggest
you build a ramp and get ready for collapsos!
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Dear
Ollie: My dog turns
up his nose up at his food, but when we go for a walk, he tries
to eat anything that is stuck to the sidewalk. What is his problem?
Revolted but Curious
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Dear Revolting: The problem is yours, my dear! Dogs are connoisseurs of pungent odors and strong flavors. Food should be aged, like fine wine. Besides, we like to get on your nerves!
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Dear
Ollie: Why do our
dogs exhibit anti-social and embarrassing behaviors whenever
we have guests? Red-Faced in
Reading
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Dear
Red: WE LIKE
TO GET ON YOUR NERVES! Pay ATTENTION, people! By-the-way,
now you know how we feel when you take us to the park and PRETEND
to throw the ball!
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The
advice in this column is the sole opinion of Ollie, our mixed-up
terrier, and is not to be taken as legal, medical, psychological,
or otherwise serious advice!
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