| Ollie
Says...Ollie Says...Ollie Says |
 Ollie, our LOGO DOG, has gotten so much fan mail that he has decided to answer his public by releasing this excerpt from a 4-hour TV interview that he gave on all networks (including Fox), just after he was featured on the cover of Time Magazine
as "Dog
of the Year"! Though he is terribly modest and low-key, Ollie has decided to give his adoring public a rare glimpse into his thoughts and feelings concerning his hard- earned fame! To quote the star: "They love me, and who can blame them?!" |
| Reporter: Ollie, you are a great supermodel, but I've heard that you compare yourself to famous actors, like Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Jamie Foxx, and even Al Pacino. Isn't this a bit of a stretch? |
| Ollie:
Not at all! I inhabit my roles. I become my character. Did you see my portrayal of the great Dorothy, from The Wizard of Oz? And the preparation! I work months on perfecting my costumes, my expressions. Actors just parrot the lines they've been given. I speak with my eyes! |
| Reporter: You seem to be a truly gifted model, do you choose the poses or does someone direct you? |
| Ollie: Are you serious? I inspire the role! My interpretation is always correct, I need no direction! |
| Reporter:
You are a male dog. Do
you mind dressing as a girl? |
| Ollie: I am more of a performance artist than a model. I can play any role. What a stupid question! |
| Reporter:
Where did the beagle come from? |
Ollie: Who knows? They call him my "brother". We're a "blended" family.
My humans will
take up with anyone! |
| Reporter:
How were you hired for this gig? |
| Ollie: My "parents" are opportunists. They saw my talent and took advantage! |
Reporter:
Who writes the captions
for your famous greeting cards?
|
Ollie:
You have to ask?!
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Reporter:
Why don't you make more personal appearances and sign more autographs?
Your fans adore you.
|
Ollie: Yes, they do, but there is always the danger of over-exposure and besides, I cannot stand all of the Puparazzi!
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Reporter:
Do you enjoy your work?
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| Ollie: I enjoy the jerky treats. The work gets me what I want. I'm finished with this! Now I remember why I don't give
interviews! |
